because i said so, that’s why.

Ah, the strange and unusual world of blogging! I’ve done everything in my power to avoid such a thing, yet the more I fought it, the more blogging fought back…thus I have proven yet again that I am a spineless wussy that will always give in after a small amount of time (generally 5-12 minutes depending on wind velocity and other factors that tend to vary).

I’m not sure how these things generally ‘go down’ but as far as I can assume…my first blog is supposed to be mind-numbingly-take-your-breath-away-while-simultaneously-

knocking-your-socks-off,-or-sandals-if-you’re-wearing-sandals,

-but-if-not-it’s-cool kind of good..

…So I’ll go ahead and apologize in advance for any form of disappointment you may feel while skimming this page!

Instead, I figured I’d take some of my precious and rare time to place within my very own blog, some of the finer things that I’ve found during my time spent scouring the web whilst avoiding homework and/or laundry/hygiene, Enjoy!

This is Handart.

Yes, that’s right. ART on HANDS. On the positive side, it gives the “Happy Hands Club” a fresh bit of hope to their somewhat outdated cause of…keeping hands…happy, I guess?

I mean, I know that my own personal set of hands would be way happier if they had the chance to be the freaking national bird. Even if it were only for a day.

This is a school in a small mountain town in China. Nothing really out of the ordinary…

OH WAIT> IT’S IN A FLIPPIN’ CAVE.

Game. Set. Match. This is officially the best place EVER to learn shapes and colors.

…If only Bruce Wayne had had such an early start in the world of caves, crime might actually be a thing of the past by now.

…If only.

Everyone loves optical illusions! (except me…usually I end up feeling below the average rate of intelligence because I can’t make out the boat within the image of the basket full of bread made up of a bunch of tiny little pictures. If you can show me this so-called ‘boat’ I’ll pat you on the back. If not, step off)

However, this’n is fun! Just stare directly at the big black + and watch what happens after a few seconds…

The first time I stared at this image, I saw an image of Britney Spears as a normal person without any of those pesky issues such as ‘being crazy’ and ‘bald’. It was completely surreal and shook me to the core.

And so, gentle reader, my first blog comes to a dramatic conclusion. I hope you’ve enjoyed some of my visual treasures in the form of ‘JPEG’s as much as I did.

Maybe next time I’ll actually write a blog that shares some of my innermost thoughts and feelings on the most pressing issues of my life and times.

…But don’t cross your fingers ;p

-kyle lawrence runner III esq