Archive for March, 2008

I’m Lactose Intolerant
March 25, 2008

Maybe this is just a guy thing…but when I’m on the highway taking a long trip and I set a cruise speed of approximately eight miles over, if anyone dares to pass me at my perfect speed they must be some kind of moron.
The longer the trip is, the more idiotic all other drivers become [...]

I’m gonna have to break out my security blanket after this one….
March 18, 2008

Wanna have the crap scared out of you but you don’t want to spend the 9 bucks it costs to see a horror movie? Try this free solution -
Go up to five random strangers as you act out your daily routine and ask each of them the following questions:
1. Why do you think Britney [...]

Letters To Old Friends
March 14, 2008

Some letters to old friends of mine…
 
Dear Free Time,
I hope you’re doing well, I know it’s been a while since we’ve had a chance to get together. I wanted to start off by thanking you for not minding when I’d take all those [...]