I’m gonna have to break out my security blanket after this one….

Wanna have the crap scared out of you but you don’t want to spend the 9 bucks it costs to see a horror movie? Try this free solution -

Go up to five random strangers as you act out your daily routine and ask each of them the following questions:

1. Why do you think Britney is the way she is? (Honestly, you probably don’t ever need to include the last name Spears, but we’ll get to how scary that is later)

2. Who do you think you’ll be voting for? (This will most likely lead to a conversation consisting of how great it is that a black man and a woman are both vying for a nomination, which is no doubt very monumental for this country…but…)

3. Tell me the platform of <answer to question #2>? (This is where things start to get scary! You may encounter someone that does truly know, and if they really do know the differences between the candidates…or anything beyond face value, feel free to heartily shake their hand for being more informed than 98% of the general populus)

4. What else can you tell me about Britney Spears? (Here’s where we begin to enter the wow-I’m-scarred-for-life portion of the Q&A. Most anyone under the age of 35 will most likely give you nothing short of a verbal dissertation to answer this question. I told you this was scary!)

Optional Questions: Number 5 and 6(not for the easily light-hearted…I’m not responsible if you have nightmares)

5. What are the names of Brad and Angelina’s children?

6. What’s the name of the Secretary of Defense? OR How about anyone you can think of that’s been elected in the last 5 years?

I’m no political enthusiast by any means, but honestly, where are we focused people?

The election has become nothing more than a glorified “Miss America Pageant” which competes for airtime only with the latest scoop on celebrity shenanigans and “Reality Television”. (but I’ll save my feeling on reality television for another day!)

Geez.

p.s.

In other news, I recently heard a very persuasive stance on illegal immigration…included below ;p

-klriiiesq