Just an update on life.

Today is gonna be one of those ‘normal people blogs’ where I actually just talk about what’s going on in my life and all that jazz, so I apologize in advance!

 

Life has been awesome lately.

 

I’ve finally moved into my new place of residence, and it’s been really great so far. My new landlord has really turned out to be a real team player (he gives me all his leftovers…I’m basically like the family pet that eats whatever falls on the floor) and I can tell it’s gonna be a much better set-up for me..

 

I love the people in my life. I love the close friends, I love the family, I love the strangers I meet, and I love the strangers I get to know. People are what make the world more than just trees and woodland creatures. People are what make me tick.

 

Ever since I got sick a few months back, I realized how utterly dependant I really am on others. I find now that if I’m alone for more than a few hours I start to get pretty down on life…it’s just the way I’ve been wired I suppose (either that or I lived in a dorm for one day too many).

 

Regardless, I’ve started to become extremely grateful for those in my life, because when it comes right down to it — they are my life.

 

Let’s see…In other news, my car is starting to become needier than an infant lately.

Here’s the list of demands my car presented to me recently–

1.    Get me new tires or I’ll just keep draining these crappy old ones of all air…

2.   I’ve been pretty self-conscious about my rear lately so I decided to turn my back left light off for a while. The only way you’ll get it back on is if you replace it.

3.   I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but my fan belt is also pretty worn. You may wanna look into that…that is, if you really care about me.

4.   Clean me! Please, for the sake of all that is holy learn the following three words for me - Vacuum, Armor-All and Soap. You used to be proud of the way I looked. Do you even care about me anymore?

5.   I don’t know why you haven’t figured this one out yet, but I require gasoline in order to run. Try filling my tank up for a change…cheapskate.

Yeah yeah car, just give me some time…we can work this whole thing out after my tax refund comes in…

 

        Well…maybe this wasn’t a ‘normal people blog’, but honestly, what fun would that have been? ;p

 

-Kyle Lawrence Runner III Esq.

p.s. - savor this blog; it may be the last one for a while!